Everyone @ The Chive Hates Me

So, I made commentary on The Chive regarding the ugliness of  the "SEXY CHIVETTES" post in which readers submit images of themselves being hot.  Normally, this post is very arousing and sexy. Today, however, it was barfy and "buttery".  Pretty much everyone started replying to my comments, calling me insecure and "why aren't you up here?". I replied with wit and vocab and aimed the focus at the fact that this week's edition had nothing to do with hotties.  It did however, have everything to do with butterfaces and chubbies.  I am being hated on so severely that I've received comments from, presumably ugly chicks, referring to my forehead as a "fivehead".  I am not phased in the least by this, as I am aware that a large forehead is considered to be an attractive trait, and I know that the term, "fivehead" is stolen from the show "Its Always Sunny in Philedalphia":   Which brings me to my next point; Stop hating on me for being hilarious and hot! It doesn't slight me in the least when you tell me that I have a large forehead. I am aware of this.  And, like I said, this is a positive attribute, as a small forehead causes one to resemble a neanderthal.  "Sexy Chivettes " sucked this week!!  The post should have been called "Butterfaces Extraordinaire".  Good God...... Uggos

This chick look s like the love child of Rumer Willis and Kelly Osborne.  If she lets go of them, they will hit the floor before you can say"WTF". Omg, I've seen enough breasts to know how this ends... and its not good..

She has apparently lost a lot of weight, but she is still hiding a lot of weight behind that button up. Her face looks like crap, and her body still looks like Octo-Mom...

WOW! REALLY?!??!?? this chick is hilariously butterfacesd.  She has amazing, assumingly fake, boobs... But everything else looks like crap.  Good job, you showed us a moderately pleasing cleavage area. -ps, her mid-section indicates that she recently had a child...naturally... This means that her vag is also crap.

Now this is just cruel.  She woke up, used her Proactive Acne Treatment, and got on the web cam to talk to her out of state girlfriend, and you exploited her frumpiness for our own entertainment. That's not nice.

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